It’s almost midnight on Wednesday and I’m wide awake. UGH. Also, I’m supposed to be doing a whole bunch of work, and guess what? I’m not doing it. So, I’m guessing this means I’ll be up to who knows what time because I’m terrible at sticking to a routine. Sigh. One day, that’s what I keep telling myself.

Oh, just a little PS, or maybe a beware, I have a feeling this blog post is just going to be full of ramblings  about nonsense. So, just brace yourself. You may want to just hit that little next arrow on Google Reader. Or, if you love me and adore me, you can keep reading. And I will to love you back. Somehow, someway.

What I am going to do is take a moment to brag about Traci Lords tweeting back to me. I asked her about how she kept those perfect bangs in Cry-Baby. Much to my surprise and delight, she actually replied! Twitter is a magical place folks. It really is. So, of course I had to screenpic it and save it forever and ever. I sort of want to print it out and pin it to my bulletin board. Shit, it’s the woman with the most perfect bangs on the planet, why the hell not? Can you tell I take having bangs way seriously?

Oh yea, so have I even mentioned that I was in a stupid car accident a little over a week ago? Maybe? I know I’ve bitched about it on Twitter and IG. Stupid girl who ran a stop sign. On the bright side to all of this, I’m in the process of getting a new car. So, that’s pretty exciting and makes my chronic back and neck pain a little bit easier to deal with. Haha.

I met John Waters, you guys. Wow, is this post a little braggy or what? Sorry. No I’m not. It’s John Fucking Waters. He was so sweet, and asked me for a copy of the article that I did on him. It was like meeting my long lost great uncle or something. I wanted to hug him, but I thought that might freak him out. So, I kept my inner fangirl calm.

In other news, I’ve been going to the library a lot. I’m actually kind of addicted to it. Definitely saves me a lot of money, and there are so many out of print books that I’m getting to read. Wow, my life must sound so exhilarating.

I need a vacation. Who wants to take me on one? Haha. Maybe I’ll just go to Key West for a weekend and get some writing done in a pretty hotel. Shit, maybe I’ll just book a hotel on the beach locally. I had the best staycation ever a few months ago when I went to the Harbor Beach Marriott. I should probably just do that again.

Hm…anything else happening in my oh so thrilling and riveting life? Not that I can think of. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and actually get something done. (Pssht…I’ll probably just go watch some more Seinfeld re-runs.)